Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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