so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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