think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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