LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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