You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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