there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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