Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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