the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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