I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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