And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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