Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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