You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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