I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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