i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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