its not stalking. its research.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Randomize
