So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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