Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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