It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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