I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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