Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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