I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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