I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My ass is underappreciated
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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