Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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