Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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