theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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