We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
