I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
