windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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