after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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