apparently the secret to your success is patron
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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