Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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