is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
