glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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