I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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