Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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