Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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