We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
The adults are the big ones right?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
