I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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