What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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