She's JV to your varsity
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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