how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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