walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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