i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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