he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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