I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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