so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
sick fucks of a feather flock together
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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