Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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