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The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
