You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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