id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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