yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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