I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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