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Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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