Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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