Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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