we have officially lost it.
Don't make out with my wife yet
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
