I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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