everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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