office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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