its not stalking. its research.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
